wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

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applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

image

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Happy 27th birthday, Shannon Ashley Mitchell! (April 10, 1987)

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snorlaxatives:

i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

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theladyregret:

thewisepickle:

also a great way to punish the unknown break room thief at work.

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stripclubcoupons:

lifemadesimple:

Step by Step: A Great way of Painting your own Mural without Knowing how to Draw

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d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

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darkriku5:

My friend was walking and found this Godzilla toy in the Trash so he put a shirt on it, named him John, and then took him out to T.G.I. Fridays and then dinner was on John. 

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One friendship ruined

Haha literally my life. I play this everyday!! Cannot beat the Nintendo 64 Mario Kart !

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dirtyhippieproductions:

Word Of The Week 

Komorebi ~ Sunlight that filters through the leaves of trees.

☮  ❤ ॐ 

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